“Sorry. We
just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” ...
NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson
told a packed press conference at their headquarters in Washington DC today,
after it was revealed the space agency has known for years about alien life,
but just forgot to mention it.
“There are so many films, documentaries and TV programs on aliens, that we thought everyone was aware of them by now,” Ms. Chamerson explained to the shocked crowd of reporters, “Grey’s have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. Who do you think built the ancient pyramids and all the other mega-structures across the world? C’mon guys, it’s quite obvious”.
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“There are so many films, documentaries and TV programs on aliens, that we thought everyone was aware of them by now,” Ms. Chamerson explained to the shocked crowd of reporters, “Grey’s have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. Who do you think built the ancient pyramids and all the other mega-structures across the world? C’mon guys, it’s quite obvious”.
During the
two hour briefing, NASA scientists confirmed previously speculated information
about UFOs and Alien technology, confirming that four separate races of aliens
are in regular contact with NASA, and have actually asked the agency to say
hello to everyone on the planet for them.
“We do apologize
for this mix up, the whole thing just slipped our mind,” another scientist
explained, “we were so busy back-engineering their technology, we simply forgot
all about it. They even have a base on the far side of the moon, and are
currently mining several planets in our solar system for minerals. They’ve only
started on Jupiter recently, hence the new rings around it. It’s all good
though, they’re a nice enough bunch. They don’t talk much though, but always
complaining about our Nuclear weapons, claiming they affect parallel universes
every time they’re triggered”.
The
disclosure comes after 70 years of countless sightings and abductions, raising
questions as to why it is they are here.
“The aliens
are actually harmless and only interested in the planet’s natural resources,”
the briefing concluded, “which shouldn’t cause us any problems whatsoever”.
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